2016 Honda Jazz petrol long term review, first report

The return leg was far nicer. We had to be delicate on the way down because of the crumbing road, but from then on it was smooth sailing. A stop for fuel and takeaway coffee brought the Jazz’s efficiency (I managed 14kpl over the drive) and practicality (there are three cupholders and two bottleholders up front) to the fore.

Looking back at the drive, it’s these very aspects that stand out once again. While the majority of buyers shouldn’t have reason to complain, as a fan of the old Jazz, I’m not quite as convinced. Yes, the new car is efficient, practical and arguably the most sensible hatchback on sale, but what it lacks is ‘colour’. It lacks that pull for a single owner-driver who wants their car to be more than a mere mode of transport. And this to me is a sad departure from the old car. I will be handing over the keys to a staffer who has greater use for the Jazz’s five-up space and big boot. But to conclude, I want to paraphrase from the last Jazz’s tagline and ask Honda, ‘Why so serious?’

Nikhil Bhatia